Several years ago, I saw my friend’s IM status that read ‘lieur’. I have a very limited grasp of other languages but Javanese, Indonesian and English so I took a guess of what language that word came from.

‘I didn’t know you study French,’ I chatted him.

‘What French?’

‘That status message; it’s French, right?’

‘Ha! That’s how we say “dizzy” in Sundanese.’

‘Well, I didn’t know that Sundanese and French languages can be so alike.’

‘LMAO. So, you’ve been studying French?’

‘Umm… no.’